As much fun as it would be to write this story! I am glad I don't have this story to tell.

What God smiled upon you to not get busted AND they didn't fire you? What was their logic? They don't want to fight unemployment? They loved you and wanted you to find another job...

I'm kinda amazed it scared you off trying again.

What a Topsy turvy world. Like... I was working with a woman today who had a story all about the three strikes rule and she thought for sure her friend was screwed. But then... They just didn't apply it.

The lesson here is... All rules are fake if you can find people who will break them for you.