Murdered his father!

Faaaaaaaark. Worst boy next door ever.

I'm sorry you went through all this. But golly, what a story.

I hate the devil on my shoulder but when I read stuff like this... I think back to some of my break ups and I'm like... I should have just said some bat shit crazy things to confuse the issue. It might have worked!

😝

"Listen, she'll get tired of the baby and she won't even realize we stole it. And is it stealing if it's kinda like half mine?"

What a clown.

I can't imagine.